[chat] Amii: You leaving too, Zaq? Or was that just a delayed response?
[chat] Zaq: Totally delayed. I was reading a few passages of a certain
something.
[chat] Amii: That sounds interesting..
[chat] Zaq chuckles.
[chat] Amii: It's totally a porno novel isn't it?
[chat] Zaq gasps: we're like.. seperated twins
[chat] Amii: Awwww.
[chat] Amii: Like two dark forces.... Separated at birth.
[chat] Zaq: Did you just now feel that on your hip?
[chat] Amii: Wait. You're kidding.
[chat] Zaq: That's right. I just cut myself for pleasure.
[chat] Amii: I thought that's what that was.
[chat] Amii: Meeeeeee to!
[chat] Zaq: Oh baby.
[chat] Amii: I also like to smoke the crack rock and beat up old people.
[chat] Amii: That isn't strange or anything is it?
[chat] Zaq: That must be when I'm filling up for gas and somehow I get really
[chat] Amii: Oh yeah. Even spilling some on 'accident' every single time.
[chat] Amii: Weirdo
[chat] Zaq: At least that's what I have to tell people while I'm caught
sniffing my fingers.
[chat] Zaq: Luckily some just think I have a girlfriend.
[chat] Amii: Just start filling up a cup with gas every time you are at the
pump. Something in a nice Styrofoam so that it eats through and leaks all over
the car.
[chat] Zaq: great idea. I'll just say woopsie doodle outloud and be done with
it.
[chat] Amii: Now you are thinking!
[chat] Zaq: My socks are blown right off.
[chat] Amii: Why is that?
[chat] Zaq: Because this channel we share.
[chat] Zaq: is amazing.
[chat] Amii: I was just going to say the same.
[chat] Zaq: Let's go gamble and count cards.
[chat] Amii: Done.
[chat] Zaq: I'm there like yesterday.
[chat] Amii: Only if we find someone worse off than ourselves and make fun of
them.
[chat] Amii: That's the only way I will agree to anything.
[chat] Zaq: Guess what I'm touching right now?
[chat] Amii: No sir.
[chat] Zaq: My computer, duh.. Way to blow it.
[chat] Amii: Wait wait.. The keyboard?
[chat] Zaq: OH!!
[chat] Zaq: We are so in tune.
[chat] Zaq: Let's get new jobs doing this. We're like, right already.
[chat] Zaq: Did you feel a typo too? "rich" instead of right?
[chat] Amii: I don't feel much these days.
[chat] Amii: Just the pain of failure.
[chat] Amii: lol
[chat] Zaq: You're scaring me in terms of parallel.
[chat] Zaq: How did you know this heart is a chasm of cobwebs?
[chat] Zaq: Woah.. Just like my house.
[chat] Zaq: Phenomenal!
[chat] Zaq chuckles.
[chat] Zaq: Guess what?
[chat] Amii: Chicken butt?
[chat] Zaq: omg.
[chat] Amii: Zaq are you intoxicated in some way?
[chat] Zaq: Nicotene counts.
[chat] Amii: I guess.
[chat] Zaq: I really was gunna say that too.
[chat] Laniar: nicotine doesn't count as being intoxicated.
[chat] Zaq: That really did scare me.
[chat] Zaq: Shh.. You're ruining out psychic link.
This was me laughing the entire time